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A Barber Shop Shave!

You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pleasures of a great shave at a
barber. This weekend, I went to a barber here in town to get a shave. I
reclined in the plush old school barber chairs that had ash trays in the arm
rests, a throw back to a time when people could smoke in public places. Then my
shave commenced. The barber first wrapped a hot towel around my face. Next, the
barber massaged in a lemon based cream to clean out my pores.

After that, several more hot towels were applied. By then, I was feeling nice
and relaxed, on the verge of falling asleep relaxed. The barber then massaged in
some cocoa butter to soften my beard. Next, the barber brushed a warm lather
into my beard that smelled like man and not like that crappy artificial goo you
buy in a can. The barber then took a piece of razor sharp metal and scraped my
beard off for the closest, best shave I’ve ever had. Allowing another man to
hold a razor to your neck is a good way to remind yourself that you’re alive.

To finish it all off, I got another hot towel wrapped on my face along with a
final face massage with a soothing vanishing cream. When I stepped out of the
shop, I felt like a new man, ready to take on the world.